Since i was the first to arrive at camp decided to go HQ to draw the office key (such a nice senior corporal rite). While drawing keys, there standing just beside me was an idiot who made me went through the July parade. I wonder how he manage to walk up the slope to HQ while holding on to his cructch.
Anyway here's what happened (from a reliable source) one fine day that idiot went for a parade at some place. Then suddenly he felt that a scorpion (or is it a centipede anyway some insect la) crawl up his leg. Luckily he manage to squash that insect to death with his leg when called to attention. After that he went for operation on his leg of that. Super cao keng rite, by the way can see him walking normally with his pair of legs and the cructch his holding on was probably used to kill any insect that might attempt to crawl up his leg again.
Ok back to what happened in the morning, i think that idiot was talking to me i guess. I just didnt bother to look at him or to respond to his remarks cause it's pretty irksome to see that piece of shit beside me. Did u know that a tuning fork was place inside his ears (ask band "the letter before b" for more infor), that why he got perfect pitch. Anyway he didnt even went for that parade for the 1st year la, then comes 2nd year now i need to do his job for him. Whats the point of joining parade band when u CANT march, take up other people's chance to get into the band.
Anyway my day was not ruined because of him, the day ended well quite early if u know wat i meant. Went prata place for lunch with 4 other ORDING corporals, anyway there's one corporal that came back for like 5 days only then it's sayonara for him. I sucked at swimming i think should practise that. Most likely tomorrow will be my last working day then it's 18 more days to ORD!!!
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